Shirley Tipsy

I’m trying something a little new. As some of you know, I have dreams of being a writer and there is nothing I love more than stringing together a line or two. I decided I wanted to try something new and test out writing small (140 characters or less) poems, statements, thoughts etc., to see if and how people react.

Here’s my first attempt:

“ Our meetings are fleeting, And letters constricted, But Characters are not lacking, For the Twitter addicted.”

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Favorite person (outside family)? Tie between Aaron and Karina (Monkey and Puppy aren’t so bad either.)

Favorite food? Sushi

Quirks about you? I hate it when cabinet doors are left open. I am paranoid about germs and bacteria and therefore don’t like eating leftovers. I think most cats are assholes. I hate yellow cars. I am massively selfish.

How would the person who loves you most describe you in ten words or less? Aunt Audrey’s funny and she lets me eat bad stuff.

Any regrets in life? Do I have to pick just one??? 2/28/98 rings a bell.

Favorite Charity/ Cause? Newborns in Need

Favorite Blog recently? http://notalwaysright.com

Something you can’t get enough of? Reading. I am a VORACIOUS reader.

Worst job you’ve ever had? I did telemarketing for Aluminum Siding as a teenager. That blew goats.

What job would you pay NOT to have? Why would I pay not to have a job? I just wouldn’t try to get that job.

If you could be a fly on the wall, where? Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s bedroom

Favorite Bible verse right now? Ecclesiastes 4:11 - Also, if two lie down together, they will have heat. But how can one keep warm alone?

Guilty Pleasure? Smoking. Chick Flicks.

Got any confessions? I’m not a Catholic.

If you HAD to spend $1,000 on YOURSELF, how would you spend it? Bills.

Favorite thing about your house? Fireplace

Least favorite thing about your house? Condo’s are just glorified apartments. I hate sharing walls with strangers.

One thing you are bad at? Not being awesome.

One thing you’re good at? Being awesome.

If you could change something about your circumstances, what? My Weight.

Who would you like to meet someday? Jesus

What makes you feel sexy? Being appreciated.

Who is your real life hero? My Mom. She’s radcicle.

What is the hardest part of your job? Explaining the same things over and over again to people who ought to know these things by now

When are you most relaxed? When I’m in the elevator

What stresses you out? bills, life.

What can you not live without? Air

Do you agree or disagree with the recent article that reported that blogs are authored by narcissists? Technically, one would need to have a bit of an inflated ego in order to believe that anyone would care to know what is actually going on in their life. So i’ll answer with this: Cheese.

Why do you blog? Because writing letters takes too long and I have terrible penmanship.

Who are you tagging? Angela, Mikey, That guy with the computer and keyboard.. yeah you know who you are.

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I guess I thought that things were different

I guess I thought you knew me better

I guess I thought I was understood for once

I guess I thought… wrong.

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